Here’s what the Bible actually says… 
GENESIS – 2
This is interesting, I have cross referenced the Biblical definition of every single word from Genesis 2 with the “Gaskell’s Dictionary of all Religious Text and Scriptures” the gold standard for Interpreting scriptures.
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(1) Thus the
Heavens=spirit-mind and the
Earth=material-mind were finished, and all the
Host=qualities of
Them=your-qualities.
(2) And on the
Seventh=crown-chakra
Day=accomplishment (Seventh Chakra)
Elohim=male+female ended
His=your
Work=divine-purpose which
He=your-consciousness had
Made=created and
He=your-consciousness
Rested=took-no-thoughts on the
Seventh=crown-chakra
Day=accomplishment, from all
His=your
Work=divine-purpose which
He=you-consciousness had
Made=created.
(3) And
Elohim=mail+female
Blessed=encouraged the
Seventh=crown-chakra
Day=accomplishment (Seventh Chakra) and
Sanctified=crowned it, because that in it
He=your-consciousness had
Rested=took-no-thoughts from all
His=your
Work=divine-purpose which
Elohim=male+female created and finished.
Creation Story
(4) These=Manifested are the
Generations=time-lines of the
Heavens=spirit-mind and of the
Earth=material-mind-and-body, when they were created, in the
Day=accomplishment that
Elohim=male+female
Made=created the
Earth=material-mind-and-body and the
Heavens=spirit-mind (your mind)
(5) And every
Plant=desire of the
Field=lower-nature before it was in the
Earth=material-mind and every
Herb=natural-law-of-growth-of the
Field=lower-nature before it
Grew=brings-forth-qualities, for
Elohim=male+female had not caused it to
Rain=develop-thoughts upon the
Earth=material-mind and there was not a
Man=divine-mind to
Till=sow the
Ground=nature-of-the-sole-of-man.
(6) But there went up a
Mist=great-wisdom from the
Earth=material-mind and
Watered=truth-covered the whole
Face=mental-plane of the
Ground=nature-of-the-sole-of-man.
(7) And so
Elohim=male+female formed
Man=the-divine-mind from the
Dust=undeveloped-material of the
Ground=nature-of-the-soul-of-man and
Breathed=placed-spirit into
His=your
Nostrils=divine-mind, the
Breath=spirit of
Life=a-higher-state-of-mind and
Man=the-divine-mind became an
Living=active
Soul=consciousness.
(8) And
Elohim=male+female
Planted=placed a
Garden=spiritual-body
Eastward=inward, in
Eden=the-divine-mind and there
He=your-consciousness put the
Man=divine-mind whom
He=your-consciousness had formed.
(9) And out of the
Ground=nature-of-the-soul-of-man
Elohim=male+female
Grew=brings-forth-qualities of every
Tree=mind that is
Pleasant=divine to the
Sight=intellect and
Good=incomparable for
Food=purity-of-the-mind, the
Tree=mind of
Life=a-higher-state-of-mind also in the
Midst=mind of the
Garden=spiritual-body and the
Tree=mind of
Knowledge=spiritual-truth of
Good=the-incomparable and
Evil=the-error-in-thoughts.
(10) And a
River=current-of-life went out of
Eden=the-divine-mind to
Water=the-subconscious-mind, the
Garden=spiritual-body, and from thence it was parted and became
into a
Four=transformational
Streams=devine-pathways.
(11) The
Name=distinguishing-qualities of the
First=root-chakra is
Pison=wisdom-and-enlightenment that is it which
Compasseth=encircles the whole
Land=arena-of-life-and-experiences of
Havilah=abundance-fertility-and-riches where there is
Gold=celestial-truth.
(12) And the
Gold=celestial-truth of that
Land=arena-of-life-and-experience is
Good=incomparable, there is
Bdellium=wisdom and the
Onyx=power stone.
(13) And the
Name=distinguishing-qualities of the
Second=sacral-chakra
River=current-of-life is
Gihon=regulating-hormones, the same is it that
Compasseth=encircles the whole
Land=arena-of-life-and-experience of
Ethiopia=truth-wisdom-and-love.
(14) And the
Name=distinguishing-qualities of the
Third=solar-plexus
River=current-of-life is
Hiddekel=the-thalamus that is it which goeth toward the
East=inside of
Assyria=the-spiritual-head-of-the-universe. And the fourth
River=current-of-life is
Euphrates=the-blood-stream.
(15) And
Elohim=male+female took the
Man=divine-mind and put
Him=your-higher-consciousness, into the
Garden=spiritual-body of
Eden=your-divine-mind to
Dress=enlighten it and to keep it.
(16) And
Elohim=male+female
Commanded=manifested-inside the
Man=divine-mind saying, of every
Tree=mind of the
Garden=spiritual-body
Thou=you
Mayest=may freely
Eat=consume-the-thoughts.
(17) But of the
Tree=mind of the
Knowledge=spiritual-truth of
Good=the-incomparable and
Evil=the-error-in-thoughts,
Thou=you shalt not
Eat=consume-the-thoughts of, for in the
Day=accomplishment that
Thou=you
Eatest=consumes-the-thoughts there of,
Thou=you shalt surely
Die=die-in-consciousness-to-all-subconscious-thoughts.
(18) And
Elohim=male+female said, It is not good that the
Man=divine-mind should be
Alone=without-spirit, I will
Make=create
Him=your-higher-consciousness, a
Helper=spirit meet for
Him=your-higher-consciousness.
(19) And out of the
Ground=nature-of-the-sole-of-man
Elohim=male+female formed every
Beast=animal-Instinct of the
Field=lower-nature, and every
Fowl=aspirational-thought of the
Air=spiritual-purity, and brought
Them=your-qualities
Unto=to
Adam=the-divine-qualities-of-humanity to see what
He=your-consciousness would call
Them=your-qualities. And whatsoever
Adam=the-divine-qualities-of-humanity called every
Living=active
Creature=desire-passion-and-emotion, that was the
Name=distinguishing-qualities there of.
(20) And
Adam=the-divine-qualities-of-humanity gave
Names=distinguishing-qualities to all
Cattle=the-nurturing-strengths and to the
Fowl=aspirational-thoughts of the
Air=spiritual-purity, and to every
Beast=animal-Instinct of the
Field=lower-nature, but for
Adam=the-divine-qualities-of-humanity there was not found a
Helper=spirit meet for
Him=your-higher-consciousness.
(21) And
Elohim=male+female caused a
Deep=lower-nature
Sleep=state-of-unconsciousness to fall upon
Adam=the-divine-qualities-of-humanity, and
He=your-consciousness
Slept=manifested, and
He=you-consciousness
took
Piece=qualities of
His=your
Ribs=heart-and-soul, and
Closed=opened up the
Flesh=passions-and-desires instead there of.
(22) And the
Piece=divine nature of
Rib=your-heart-and-soul which
Elohim=male+female had taken from
Man=your-divine-mind,
Made=created
He=you-consciousness and
Woman=the-emotional-nature, and
Brought=guided
Her=the-spirit
Unto=into the
Man=divine-mind.
(23) And
Adam=the-divine-qualities-of-humanity said, This is now
Bone=the-higher-and-lower-qualities-of-spirit-attached of
my
Bones=higher-and-lower-qualities-of-my-soul, and
Flesh=passions-and-desires-to my
Flesh=passions-and-desires,
She=your-spirituality shall be called
Woman=the-emotional-nature, because
She=your-spirituality was taken out of
Man=the-divine-mind.
(24) Therefore shall a
Man=divine-mind leave
His=your
Father=creator, and
His=your
Mother=heart-and-soul, and shall
Cleave=stay
Unto=in
His=your
Wife=emotional-nature and they shall be
One=your-spirit,
Flesh=passion-and-desire.
(25) And they were both
Naked=ignorant, the
Man=divine-mind and
His=your
Wife=emotional-nature and were not
Ashamed=afraid.